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A tongue-in-cheek blurb on the fear of public speaking |
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The Top Ten American Fears |
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| #10: Dogs! | #5: Deep Water! |
| #9: Loneliness! | #4: Financial Problems! |
| #8: Flying! | #3: Insects! |
| #7: Death! | #2: Heights! |
| #6: Sickness! | #1: Public Speaking! |
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Last modified: June
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#10: Dogs!
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#1: Public Speaking
Would you rather roll over and play dead than
Speak in front of guests?
Speak, Fido! Speak!
The LLESA Thunderbird Toastmasters Networking Group
Help you unleash your speaking potential
Track us down at www.ca.sandia.gov/toastmasters
Howl you improve woofout trying?
T-Berg, 3/99
Take me to the TOP!
#9: Loneliness!

#1: Public Speaking
If you want to improve your speaking skills,
You could be in good company!
If your dog really is your best friend
The LLESA Thunderbird Toastmasters Networking Group
Are party to improving your conversation skills
Look us up at www.ca.sandia.gov/toastmasters
Go to parties and meet more than just the dips!
T-Berg, 3/99
Take me to the TOP!
#8: Flying!
#1: Public Speaking
When you give suggestions,
Does your advice crash and burn?
Train in our fight simulator
The LLESA Thunderbird Toastmasters Networking Group
Help you improve without shooting you down
Find us down to earth at www.ca.sandia.gov/toastmasters
Return your life to its full, upright, and speaking position
T-Berg, 3/99
Take me to the TOP!
#7: Death!
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#1: Public Speaking
Ever repeat a funny joke
Only to see it (and you) just die?
Be a Grin Reaper
The LLESA Thunderbird Toastmasters Networking Group
Help you do humor without looking funny
Unavoidable at www.ca.sandia.gov/toastmasters
Die laughing
T-Berg, 3/99
Take me to the TOP!
#6: Sickness!

#1: Public Speaking
Did you lose more than the customer
When you gave that last presentation?
Hurl comebacks!
The LLESA Thunderbird Toastmasters Networking Group
Help you keep your cool and your lunch
Feel better: www.ca.sandia.gov/toastmasters
Don't let wet rags interrupt your speeches!
T-Berg, 3/99
Take me to the TOP!
#5: Deep Water!

#1: Public Speaking
Did you say "nice words"
When you should have said "icebergs"?
Say the unsinkable
The LLESA Thunderbird Toastmasters Networking Group
Help you be crystal clear without sounding cold
Surf to: www.ca.sandia.gov/toastmasters
Things sound difberendt whend you're ind ovber your head
T-Berg, 3/99
Take me to the TOP!
#4: Financial Problems!

#1: Public Speaking
Do your speeches last longer than a
Visit from the IRS?
Make speaking less taxing
The LLESA Thunderbird Toastmasters Networking Group
Investigate your timing without ticking you off
Invest in yourself at www.ca.sandia.gov/toastmasters
Talk is cheap!
T-Berg, 3/99
Take me to the TOP!
#3: Insects!
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#1: Public Speaking
When you speak, do you- UM- have
Mannerisms that- LIKE- really BUG people?
Eat bugs!
The LLESA Thunderbird Toastmasters Networking Group
Reduce your pest count without squashing you
On the web at www.ca.sandia.gov/toastmasters
Even drones can suck the life out of an audience!
T-Berg, 3/99
Take me to the TOP!
#2: Heights!

#1: Public Speaking
Ever had the terrifying dream that you're
On the edge of something big and deep?
Go ahead, jump!
The LLESA Thunderbird Toastmasters Networking Group
Make conquering fear easier than falling out of bed
Look up www.ca.sandia.gov/toastmasters
What are you up to?
T-Berg, 3/99
Take me to the TOP!
Last modified: June
27, 2000 |
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